Gothic Diana Ross, lead singer of the Kankakee band The Midnight Supremes, cancelled her cross-county tour due to the coronavirus pandemic. Since Kankakee pharmacy clerk, disco king and Elvis impersonator Robbie Hurlbutt cannot stalk his number one crush in person, he kisses her new poster instead.
“School bus parts! Sybil, let’s pull over and get some of those” JoAnn Kibble exclaims to her daughter Sybil.
“It says School Bus Parking” Sybil sternly tells her ma.
“School bus party?
“Parking!” Sybil screams.
We hope your day is Number One!
The ever-miserable “Scary” Barry Reynolds and his equally grumpy wife “Terrible” Terry Reynolds will do just about anything for money here in Kankakee.
From the upcoming MoronicArts novel “This Tale Stinks!”
Let us wish Kankakee’s biggest dog-food fan a happy birthday! We hope your day is a real treat!
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Sybil Kibble takes out the trash after Damien stalks her.
“This song needs more farty sounds.”
“Isn’t it groovy?” Kankakee Elvis impersonator and wannabe ladies’ man Robbie asks his neckbeard brother Damien.
“I only like the fart parts.”
Happy Birthday Damien Hurlbutt! We hope you made it out that dumpster okay!
Sybil Kibble unveils the new “Enigma” computers for her debt collection team. “How do you get on the Internet?” asks a quizzical Dale Davis. “Just type “INTERNET” and then “RUN.” “How do you load the Collect-o-matic 2000?” a wary Judy Avelli asks. “Just hook the machine up to a parakeet cage and type away.”