What does the #computer of Kankakee bill-collector Sybil Kibble do all while she is tucked into bed, the cords from her machines tangling in the night, not a caller nor manager in sight?
The Struggle Is Real, Fakebook.
Don’t want to see that post? Just refresh Fakebook and you will see it again on a recursive loop! Why do senior leaders at mega-corporations get paid a lot of money to make moronic decisions? Just like a dog licking his ‘nads, they do it because they CAN.
It’s a NULL from me.
Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS) Chief of Information Technology, Fernando T. Perez, wants drive to the office here in Kankakee and show off his new vanity plate. Sadly, he shows up late to his job managing the Enigma Machines attached to birdcages. Find out why in this video:
Moron of the Week 18 Apr 21 – 24 Apr 20
Who likes being sent into the on-hold abyss? Anyone? I will wait.
This week, we salute a very special moron. You might have encountered him as he emerged from the bowels of the interwebs and crawled onto your screen.
This week’s dorkmeister is the Spinning Cheerio of Death. Sometimes he takes the form of a Wonka Wheel.
Other times he transfigures into a watch.
In Mario Paint the moron is this paintbrush dancing like a fool.
Heck, I even got one while writing this article. Thanks WordPress!
For wasting an infinite amount of users’ time, I award these spinning pellets of death Moron of the Week.
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