Who likes being sent into the on-hold abyss? Anyone? I will wait.
This week, we salute a very special moron. You might have encountered him as he emerged from the bowels of the interwebs and crawled onto your screen.
This week’s dorkmeister is the Spinning Cheerio of Death. Sometimes he takes the form of a Wonka Wheel.
Other times he transfigures into a watch.
In Mario Paint the moron is this paintbrush dancing like a fool.
Heck, I even got one while writing this article. Thanks WordPress!
For wasting an infinite amount of users’ time, I award these spinning pellets of death Moron of the Week.