How Bern Cacca Takes Her Coffee

Image: Pawn Stars show still with coffee mug atop store dealer’s neck. 
Text: Best I can do is make you poop.
Communal narcissist, port-o-dump operations manager, and bumbling idiot who burns her poopies in her Manteno fireplace, Bernadette “Bern” Cacca loves to drink coffee because it makes her go-go-go!

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