Katie walked into a Kankakee bar to get a drink, not knowing all the single men would take notice.
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Welcome to the Kibble McMansion!
Kankakee bill collector Sybil Kibble was so happy to finally have a visitor at her McMansion, where she rents her basement to her mother JK, only to discover it was just the letter carrier.
Wally Green’s Fashion Idea
Wally Green, wacky Kankakee inventor and owner of Wally Green’s Drugstores, is frosted because he did not think of this idea first. Survey not included.
https://odditymall.com/cvs-receipt-scarf
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year from all the morons!
Merry Christmas!
Damien’s Missed Connections Ad
Damien really wants to reconnect with a lady he saw in a Kroger grocery store. Do you think she will respond? He fudged his age a bit, typical neckbeard. What do you think?
Source:
https://www.facebook.com/LamebookFans/photos/a.139811039430569/2679480222130292/?type=3&theater
Putting the Gary in Robert Roy Gary Hurlbutt
Ever wonder where bad Elvis impersonator and wannabe Kankakee ladies’ man Robert Roy Gary Hurlbutt was conceived?
It is no longer a secret between PJ and her estranged former husband, N. Ron Hurlbutt.
Damien Cannot Wait to See his Mother’s Face.
Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt is buying his mother PJ one of those PeeATon bikes he saw on TV for Christmas. He wants her to lose weight. Isn’t he a real tenderheart?
Hurlbutt Holiday Cheer
Dysfunctional family portrait starring the Hurlbutts: Robbie, PJ and Damien. Merry Christmas from Kankakee County!
Walking While Distracted
Kankakee debt collector Sybil Kibble takes a walk around her neighborhood, only to get a call from a bill collector looking for her. Mad because the tables are turned, Sybil pays little attention to the traffic ahead.
