Kitty B Just Has to Pee

Barfly, wacky inventor and wannabe ladies’ man Wally Green cannot wait to hit on the pretty lady Kitty Bortolotti walking by…

A creepy, heavyset, older gentleman stares at a shapely young woman walking by him in a coffeehouse.

Rosie the Dragon

Meet Rosie. She escaped from the Kankakee petting zoo and snuck into Sybil Kibble’s house to sneak some dog food. Can you blame her? She was hungry.

Trouble with Kibbles

Sybil Kibble and her mom, JK, love Kankakee so much they hang out in front of the city sign (maybe a little too much). They need a hobby.

Welcome to the Kibble McMansion!

Kankakee bill collector Sybil Kibble was so happy to finally have a visitor at her McMansion, where she rents her basement to her mother JK, only to discover it was just the letter carrier.

Walking While Distracted

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Kankakee debt collector Sybil Kibble takes a walk around her neighborhood, only to get a call from a bill collector looking for her. Mad because the tables are turned, Sybil pays little attention to the traffic ahead.

Wally the Pet Petter

Wacky Kankakee inventor Wally Green is just kicking himself for not having thought of this invention first. Just think of all the money he could have made from selling them in Wally Green’s Drugstores! Could the special pet person in your life use a Pet Petter?

Birthday Greetings to Sybil Kibble!

Happy Birthday to Sybil Kibble! We hope your day is a real treat!

Rock on!

Oh my, Kankakee Elvis impersonator Robbie Hurlbutt only wishes he could be one iota as good as these guys!

“You are what you eat”

— Rammstein