Tag: narcadoodles

March 15th

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Beware the ides of March.

Beware the butts of narcs.

Don’t let them light their farts.

Narc-a-doodle doo,

I don’t like you.

You don’t like me but you pretend to.

Narc-a-doodle doo,

I don’t like you.

I don’t like you, and don’t intend to.

Youtube Pooping is a Spiritual Experience

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Manteno communal narcadoodle, bog witch and entramanure Bern Cacca enjoys watching this poetic video on her phone during her hours of idle time. She enjoys the simple pleasure in life, like taking a massive dump and burning it in her fireplace.

“Live, laugh, poop.” — Bern Cacca

#PoopingForBernadette

“A fart is but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd”
– Butt-Head

Bern Cacca Has The Party Poops

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What are you listening to on the radio?

Manteno communal narcissist and entremanure Bern Cacca is listening to “Party Poops” as she peels out her driveway, thinking she is really drifting, when she is just a crappy driver.