Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS) Chief of Information Technology, Fernando T. Perez, wants drive to the office here in Kankakee and show off his new vanity plate. Sadly, he shows up late to his job managing the Enigma Machines attached to birdcages. Find out why in this video:
Tag: one minute read
Needs More Butt Trumpet
“This song needs more farty sounds.”
“Isn’t it groovy?” Kankakee Elvis impersonator and wannabe ladies’ man Robbie Hurlbutt asks his brother-in-narcissism Damien who loves to brag about his toot-a-lage.
“I only like the fart parts.”
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Silly Birds, The Squirrels Need to Eat
Kankakee bill collector Sybil Kibble and her silly ma JoAnn love to go squirrel watching. Sybil made sure to bring some dog bones to munch on during her excursion.
“Squirrels are nature’s comedians.”
— Sybil Kibble
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Bern Cacca Has Met Her Match
Manteno communal narcissist, swamp witch and poopyburner Bernadette Cacca has competition for the person with the crappiest behavior. She could spontaneously combust with jealousy over this news. Like a certain Kaitlin who crapped her pants at a party, Alen is #PoopingForBernadette
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Happy Birthday Bernadette Cacca!
For her birthday today, Manteno Mistress of Poop, Entramanure and Communal Narcadoodle Bern Cacca wants to meet her idol, Kaitlin #PoopingForKaitlin Bennett! We hope she’s full o’ crap!
Happy Birthday to you
You really like poo
You burn your own poopies
You fart on them too!
And many moorrrrre…
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Major CRASS Announcement!
1 April 2022
Mack E. Avelli
Chief Executive Officer
CRASS, LLC
7800 Beverly Blvd
Kankakee, IL 60901
(815) 555-MACK
Re: Money Giveaway!
Kankakee, Illinois’ Credit Recovery Associates, (CRASS), LLC is pleased to announce its first annual money giveaway. Its associates will randomly call debtors and give away money instead of asking for them to pay it.
“We here at CRASS would like to give back instead of taking. It makes us feel good to do that.” says CRASS Chief Executive Officer Mack E. Avelli in a statement.
He would also like to wish everyone a Happy April Fool’s Day. Gotcha!
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Thank you fans, for 1000 Likes!
Four and a half years later, the 300 some-odd tales from the Moroniverse gained 1000 likes!
How grand! Sybil Kibble thanks each and every one of you.
Spread the joy of Sybil’s dog-food adventures — please invite a friend to become a regular here at MoronicArts using their email or WordPress account.
0.00 — CHEAP! (Just like Sybil)
(Just avoid that Manteno fartknocker Bernadette Cacca if you can. 0/10 Not recommended. Would give negative stars if I could.)
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A $23,000 Pot To Poop In
Manteno communal narcadoodle, bog witch and entremanure Bern Cacca wants to poop on this 23K pot.
Butt, Does She Also Own a Golden Toilet Seat?
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CRASS Goes Green For Cash
To celebrate debt-collection awareness month. Kankakee’s Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS) staff wears green.
“Go green for greenbacks” states company chief executive officer Mack E. Avelli. “We double down for on every call for debt, because we are CRASS.”
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Sybil’s Survey Says…
Everybody has a survey. You want my opinion? Take your surveys and shove them.
Warmest regards,
Sybil Katrina Kibble.
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