We here at the Moroniverse don’t know how this happened, however we wish we did so we could recreate it.
Was it the OnlySpiders video published that day? Maybe the webcrawlers liked Wally Green’s new dating service for arachnids better than we humans. We won’t judge.
Thank you, and Happy Halloween!
We look forward to seeing little red baby spiders everywhere. Well…bog witch Bernadette does, that is…
Shapeshifting humanoid vulture and Midwestern slumlord Sonya Moran was busy minding her own business, taking a break from chowing down on a carrion score found on the streets of Manteno, Illinois. Her bored sister Carla thought it would be cute to bother her sister for no reason whatsoever, other than to get a rise out of her. Ennui filled the creature with rage. After all, she only looks good on the outside.
“”When is the last time you cut your hair? It looks awful!” the self-righteous narcadoodle Carla berated her histrionic sister Sonya.
“I’ll clip YOUR wings!” Sonya lunged back, massive shears in tow.
“Oh no, not the blood feathers!”
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