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Kankakee’s Self-Proclaimed Number One Elvis impersonator and wannabe ladies’ man Robbie Hurlbutt is dancing his way all around the county! Bourbannais, Bradley, Aroma Park — look out!
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Silly Birds, The Squirrels Need to Eat
Kankakee bill collector Sybil Kibble and her silly ma JoAnn love to go squirrel watching. Sybil made sure to bring some dog bones to munch on during her excursion.
“Squirrels are nature’s comedians.”
— Sybil Kibble
Doris Is Ancient and She Drives An Ice Cream Van
Kankakee pyramid schemer Doris Krabalsky parks her van at a Wally World hoping to trick hungry kids and their parents into buying ice cream from her MLMmobile. Parents get mad because their kids were screaming for ice cream, not leggings. Doris fails to earn a single penny, so she broadcasts her ads on shortwave radio instead.
Needless to say, The Lincolnshire Poacher only brought Doris more trouble.
It’s a NULL from me.
Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS) Chief of Information Technology, Fernando T. Perez, wanted drive to the office here in Kankakee with this vanity plate on his vehicle. Find out why did it not work out for him.
Happy V-Day From a Couple of Lovebirds!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Sybil Kibble thinks these two budgies should get a room. The TV guy agrees.
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