Golden Moron Award: Cheryl the 30-year-old toddler

This week’s Golden Moron Award is bestowed upon a rather passive-aggressive, windbag, trailer-trash joke of a neighbor who refuses to behave. Instead of learning from her booboos after she was reported yet again for waking people up in the middle of the night with her loud music choices, she chose to act like a moron again. She’s not very bright.

Metal music replaced with children’s music due to Kopywrong goons (and for giggles):

Awww, poor Cheryl, you petulant child had a conniption. It sucks to be you, all stuck and stupid. Here, have an award. Now set the world on fire! Yeee-haw, get ’em Hoss and your kissin’ cousins too! GOBBLESSSSSS!

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