Listen to Dale leave a message for a debtor based after Sybil Kibble barfed up this silly idea:
“This song needs more farty sounds.”
“Isn’t it groovy?” Kankakee Elvis impersonator and wannabe ladies’ man Robbie Hurlbutt asks his neckbeard brother Damien who loves to brag about his toot-a-lage..
“I only like the fart parts.”
These drivers are #PoopingForKaitlin
Kankakee Elvis impersonator, covert narcissist and little stinker Robbie Hurlbutt sees a lot of himself in Robbie Rotten. After all, he is Number One!
How to inform your entire neighborhood that you’re a giant moron
This has been a MoronicNews Alert.
Imbecile Machine lo owner Brandon Dixon thought Out of Warranty Experience called him. Nope — Tyrell Corporation started selling extended auto warranties after Deckard retired the Nexus-6 Replicants in November 2019.
Reaction time is important, so please pay attention.
Kankakee bill collector Sybil Kibble and her silly ma JoAnn love to go squirrel watching. Sybil made sure to bring some dog bones to munch on during her excursion.
“Squirrels are nature’s comedians.”
— Sybil Kibble
“Kevin” made me an offer I could certainly refuse, so why won’t he accept my coupons as payment? All he had to do was give me his address.
Blink and you’ll miss the house of Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt, but maybe you’ll want to.