“Mary” from Delhi, India called from a spoofed New York number to ask nosey medical questions.
Get a real job, “Mary.”
Kankakee bill collector Sybil Kibble and her silly ma JoAnn love to go squirrel watching. Sybil made sure to bring some dog bones to munch on during her excursion.
“Squirrels are nature’s comedians.”
— Sybil Kibble
“Kevin” made me an offer I could certainly refuse, so why won’t he accept my coupons as payment? All he had to do was give me his address.
Blink and you’ll miss the house of Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt, but maybe you’ll want to.
Kankakee Elvis impersonator and useless narcissist Robbie Hurlbutt thinks these drawings will look groovy in his washroom.
Wacky Kankakee inventor Wally Green is just kicking himself for not having thought of this invention first. Just think of all the money he could have made from selling them in Wally Green’s Drugstores! Could the special pet person in your life use a Pet Petter?
Robbie Hurlbutt is an Elvis Presley fan, however he recently discovered his number one tune online!