How did Deerfield-born, Kankakee County pharmacy-chain owner Wally Green become so rich? He learned from the very best, so says his mother.
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More Bernadette Than Bernadette
Watch the sister-from-another-mother of Manteno’s very own entramanure, kazoo-player and communal narcadoodle Bernadette Moran Cacca compete for the grand title of Seattle’s Grungiest Woman on PooTube.
Enquiring Bog Witches Want To Know…
Do budgies burp and fart?
Happy National Squirrel Day From The Moroniverse!
Kankakee’s biggest squirrel-fan JoAnn “JK” Kibble is celebrating with her daughter Sybil, an area bill-collector who eats dog bones on her breaks. Hug a squirrel in honor of JK!
A Special Message For Willow Croft From Sybil Kibble
Kankakee bill-collector and dog-food enthusiast Sybil Kibble wants to tell the world how much she appreciates blogger Willow Croft for interviewing her maker Jen on the site HorrorTree. We at the Moroniverse appreciate our regulars — you rock!
Madeline Has a Complex, Alright
Kankakee sociopath, slumlord and dumpster clown Madeline Topolla-Teirant gets a call from a loan shark scamvertising some kind of crap, hoping to take her up on the offer. That heat source, though…
Facebook Feed Spam is More Meta Than Meta
Who did Meta pay a buttload of money to make this moronic decision? Pat Splatt?
At last, we finally know who makes those car warranty calls.
Kankakee’s Used Imbecile Machine dealer Brandon Dixon thought Out of Warranty Experience called him. Nope — Tyrell Corporation started selling extended auto warranties after Deckard retired the Nexus-6 Replicants in November 2019.
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MoronicArts Pranks an Ungrateful Scam Caller
“Kevin” made Sybil Kibble an offer she could certainly refuse, so why won’t he accept her coupons as payment? All he had to do was give me his address.
MoronicArts Bores a Scammer with Gothic Diana Ross, Portapotties and Siberia
“Mary” from Delhi, India called from a spoofed New York number to ask nosey medical questions.
MoronicArts wasted this scammer’s time boring her about Gothic Diana Ross, Peppi’s Portopotties and Norilsk, Russia so she cannot use that time to try and rip off other people.
Get a real job, “Mary.”
MoronicArts 
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