It’s not a laser

It’s not a razor

It’s not a phaser

It’s not a taser

We don’t know what it is, but it’s coming soon to Wally Green’s.
“I want it! I want it!” — Kankakee sociopath and petty criminal Pat Splatt.

It’s not a laser

It’s not a razor

It’s not a phaser

It’s not a taser

We don’t know what it is, but it’s coming soon to Wally Green’s.
“I want it! I want it!” — Kankakee sociopath and petty criminal Pat Splatt.
