I have to pay the Moron Bill next month. Want to help? I know this is a long-shot. If you are less broke than I am, perhaps you could please contribute towards the yearly cost of hosting this silly site of mine, full of 500-some-odd stories all written by your friendly neighborhood weirdo who is really a cat. Meow.
https://wordpress.com/checkout/personal-bundle/gift/13577154
The Moroniverse will thank you!
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