I can grab things off the bottom shelf, unlike these guys: Creator of the Moroniverse
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Chief Moron Wrangler
There are over 500 tales about the denizens of the Moroniverse and their antics. It’s a silly job but someone has to do it! These stories don’t themselves. I’ll only stop when the world runs out of morons.
Fun fact: “Moron” is the Welsh word for carrot!
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Bent Carrots
Here at the Moroniverse, we have a whole collection of Kankakee Countys’ best bent carrots, not sold at a Wally Green’s near you.
Gather ’round the table, and chew on this:
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Wally Green’s Turd Machines
“Of all the turd-machines I’ve bought, I love Wally Green’s the most! I get great deals on them, buy one/get one half off (but never free). The other brands just don’t measure up. I love my Turd Machine Deluxes because I can keep my vaults safe to mine Craptocoins the old fashioned way!”
— Bernadette Moran Cacca, Manteno
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Bill Collector Awareness Day
Also known as “International Thank A Debt Collector Day”, Kankakee bill-collector Sybil Kibble thinks this day is just keen. Next time she calls, throw her a dog bone or two to celebrate this uniquely moronic holiday (just not the Brand X kind).
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Not The Manteno Cantina
Butt, each to their own
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Bernadette M Cacca wishes to doo-doo her dooty more often.
The Manteno Wonder and ex-GI wants to mine more Craptocoin the old fashioned way, from N.F.T.s — Newly Formed Turds.
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Life-hack
If you’re not Lizzie Borden, you’re not a life-hack, just an imposter.
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JoAnn Kibble Loves to Crush Candy.
Like the lady from the insurance commercial, Kankakee basement dweller JoAnn “JK” Kibble loves crushing her candy game, when she’s not watching 500 Left Turns or chasing squirrels.
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