Madeline, You Tried.

April 10, 2021 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Black text on a white background reading "All RESIDNTS…A vacancy exists on the Board of Commissioner position…" — Property Manager, traveling clown, and overt narcissist Madeline Topolla-Teirant wants all the “residnts” to know there exists a vacancy on the “Board of Commissioner position” at Kankakee’s Best Low-Budget Apartments. Right.

The Narcissist Brothers – Robbie and Damien Hurlbutt

April 7, 2021 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

A black and white drawing featuring concentric circles, a cartoon of an Elvis impersonator and a neckbeard wearing a fedora. Text: Robbie, Damien. Old Supply, New Supply. You Got It, We Want It.
Robbie and Damien — New Supply, Old Supply — You Got It, We Want it.

They know what they want, and they want it right now!

Call D. U. Hurlbutt at 500-FART-NOW

A Dale and a Dream

April 5, 2021 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

A black-and-white cartoon of a middle aged man sitting in his kitchen, scratching lottery tickets.

CRASS debt collector Dale Davis finally got his economic stimulus check, so he made a big donation to the Illinois State Lottery.

Romance Scammers Are Really Dumb.

March 7, 2021 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

This Moron slid into Kankakee debt collector and dog-food enthusiast Sybil Kibble’s inbox and would not let go. Silly scammer, get a hobby.

Screenshot of a conversation between Sybil Kibble and a scambot.

Oh Snap, My Dealer!

March 4, 2021 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Kankakee County karaoke king, poor Elvis impersonator and covert narcissist Robbie Hurlbutt was so happy to finally get some people at one of his many gigs. Robbie believes in quantity over quality, or staying “prolific”, as Robbie says. Too bad his speedball dealer showed up.

Set It To Stun

February 26, 2021 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

It’s not a laser

It’s not a razor

It’s not a phaser

It’s not a taser

We don’t know what it is, but it’s coming soon to Wally Green’s.

“I want it! I want it!” — Kankakee sociopath and petty criminal Pat Splatt.

Madeline Clowns Around

January 22, 2021January 22, 2021 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Kankakee slumlord, cheapskate and overt narcissist Madeline Topolla-Teirant is trying to get her life back in balance during her Moronic Half-Assets (MHA) cross-country tour, coming soon to Utica, New York!

Fat clown balances on a ball while juggling, falls off

Wally Green’s Early Concept Designs

January 14, 2021 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

At age 12, Kankakee inventor of useless crap and future drugstore owner put on his thinking cap to draw up some rather…interesting concept sketches for an invention he started selling on late night TV. Yeah.