Doug “D-Fail” Failure challenges Darth Vader.

Chickenheads rapper, disgraced former management consultant and wannabe Sith Lord Doug Failure, known by his stage name “D-Fail” calls Luke Skywalker into his office after having given out awards to all staff members except him, including ones who had who had missed their targets.

“Does your skin give off an odor?”

“What?”

“I’m telling you this as your friend. You stink. Don’t tell anyone we had this meeting.”

“What’s your problem?” Luke replies, confused.

“I know you’ve got thumbs on me. If you don’t like me, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait until you meet MY BOSS!”

Luke just shakes his heads and walks out.

Narcadoodle-doo D-Fail has decided to run against Darth Vader to become the next Emperor of the Galaxy, convinced that he will win without a shred of a doubt.

“Vote for me, the onus is on you” quoth his campaign slogan; book, chapter and verse.

“And buy our new Chickenheads album “All About Us!” containing these sick tracks!”

Doug reads off his the names of his eight home-made mumble-rap tunes:

Hooray For Superficiality!
The Chicken Dance (Farmer Hurlbutt’s Extra Clucks Remix)
Let’s Do Something (Other Than Make Love)
Things That Make You Go Ppppphphppppplttttt!
Let’s All Go (To Sleep)
6 Degrees and Rising (Hell Freezes Over Mix)
I’m In Hate With You
We’re Poor & We Don’t Score (Every Hoop We Shoot Is A Whiff) Feat. Roe-Mello Fowler
The Chicken Dance (Auto-tuned Mix)
The Chicken Dance (Auto-tuned Low-Pass Mix)

Mr. Failure then chants…err…mumbles his war cry, from his new album he performed with his buddy Tyrell “Ty-Fowl” Fowler:

“We’re poor, we’re poor and we don’t score.
We’re poor, we’re poor and we don’t score.
Every hoop we shoot is a whiff!
Every shot we make is a miss…”

“Free tickets for our Galaxy-wide tour for everyone who votes for me!”

Hoping to win the Galaxy over by getting them to feel sorry for him via his rap campaign, little does Lil Dougie Failure know that the very employee he had been scapegoating has some important connections to his challenger…not to mention that his rapping sucks.