Bern Cacca Wishes She Came Up With this Crappy Idea First.

Manteno port-o-dump proprietor extraordinaire, communal narcissist and turd-machine operator Bern Cacca wishes she came up this idea first. After all, she lights her gas blasts to spark the poopy-burning flames. She enjoys watching the port-a-potty waste gleam in her fireplace, as she sits in her rocking chair, playing accordion while listening to GG Allin.

Bern Cacca is #PoopingForKaitlin (and Stephanie).

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