Two Halves of the Same Moron

“And now for our next act, two Bernadette Caccas in a trenchcoat!” barks the ringleader Konrad Teirant at Moronic Half-Assets Three Ring Circus in Manteno. 

“Oh look, that’s the shapeshifting humanoid vultures Sonya and Carla Moran flying above! Look out, they just might poop on ya!”

The crowd covers their heads.

“Splat” goes the bird doo right atop Kankakee County’s number one Elvis impersonator:

“I wish I wore a hat…” Robbie Hurlbutt moans as the Undead Greg next to him munches his turd sandwich. He eats poopies to stay undead.

“Next up, flying monkeys! Oh my, oh my!”